Kinder Quote of the Day

"You look kinda nice today Mrs. Burns (that's what she calls me)." ---student lets call her Darlene

"Oh, do I?"---me

"Yeah, kinda."--Darlene

Gee thanks! 

9:30am

"Mrs. Burns I'm afraid it's happened. I had an accident. I tried to get to the bathroom but it just came too fast."--Darlene

Looking at her pants I saw no signs of an accident.

"Was it a potty accident?"--me

"Yep!"

Sent her to the nurse. 

30 minutes later door flies open and Darlene's mom shouts from the doorway.

"Sorry Mrs. Burns (not you too) Darlene has been constipated and I guess it just all came out at once."

"Oh, ok"--me

Little boy on the carpet..."whose Mrs. Burns?"

3:00pm

Darlene comes walking in from the bathroom crying. 

"Darlene, did it happen again?"--me

"Yes, I must still be sick. It's just comes out fast."

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